Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends!
It's the greatest show on earth, the unending spectacle, and what the Metatron implies is one of the biggest jokes in Heaven... it's
Human Mating.
Watch, stare, gape in abject horror at the atrocities you will see performed right before your very naked eyes!

As zombies hunger, nay starve, for the taste of human flesh, so does the same seem to go for your friends, your neighbors, your parents and children... even you yourself. So in this vein, let us explore... Zombie Mating Calls.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Urrr?

Zombie Mating Calls will be... well, you know all that ridiculous shit you spin trying to coax some poor unsuspecting partner into your bed (kitchen floor/suspension swing/shower/roll of visquene/favorite legendary vista)?
I'm going to find it.
I'm going to post it.
Craigslist, OKCupid, PlentyOfFish? All are fair game.
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