Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends!
It's the greatest show on earth, the unending spectacle, and what the Metatron implies is one of the biggest jokes in Heaven... it's
Human Mating.
Watch, stare, gape in abject horror at the atrocities you will see performed right before your very naked eyes!

As zombies hunger, nay starve, for the taste of human flesh, so does the same seem to go for your friends, your neighbors, your parents and children... even you yourself. So in this vein, let us explore... Zombie Mating Calls.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Self Incrimination.

It's only fair: To pick on you, I must first pick on me.


Awesomely hot woman says:
You're awesome
Jason says:
YOU'RE awesome!
Jason says:
No wait.
Jason says:
I'M awesome, so you should come here and breed with me.
Jason says:
There. Better.
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2 comments:

  1. SomewhereJuly 13, 2011 at 6:56 AM

    I +1'ed this. I don't know what that means yet, but I'm pretty sure it's a good thing.

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  2. ThigJuly 13, 2011 at 7:17 AM

    YOU'RE a good thing. And by "thing," I mean objectified non-person.

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