Wow. I am PISSED.

I was all writing a response to this snatchbag when suddenly, out of the blue, I was reminded that I have an outlet for just such douchenozzlery as this.

Beware, big file and LOTS of outrage on the way.

Sorry for the delays...

The real pre-apocalypse world has paralyzed me this week, but I did manage to do a little scouting, and I'm swinging for the fences! I owe you a Wednesday, a Thursday, a Friday, and a Saturday to catch up... Let's see if we can build ourselves a squishy little four way!
VixeyDimera wants you to know that she is tired of dating loosers.
I bet she'd love Nice Guy, though Caveman might make a nice diversion. Maybe he could coach from the sidelines while Questions kicks in a nice long running commentary about the whole thing.

Baffling.

PAYDIRT.

Tuesday morning, first day of a new work week, and I get called off. Know what that means?


So I go trolling my old hometown Craigslist for a little "man seeks woman" action, because let's face it: m4w is, as Tyler put it, "The richest, creamiest fat in the world. The fat of the land."


Now, understand that Tallahassee is not Charleston. I really don't think the two cities would even particularly get along if they met in a bar: Charleston would be casually sipping down a heady amber, nodding its head at the pretty girls; Tallahassee would be shooting a cheap whiskey and Coke with lime, salt and self-loathing enema up its own ass.


And I present to you, The Wrestler. "Could lead to a LTR." Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Monday's Zombie

I need a lot of help here. Seriously.

Allow me to begin by introducing >ahem<
CHINKY EYEZ MZ FIYA RED DIVA.

Can I please get some rules or something regarding the use of racial epithets? Is there maybe a style manual or something that can tell me how and when and under what social circumstances it is okay to use derivatives of the epithet "chink," especially when one is not Asian at all? Even in reference to oneself, and even MORE especially when one IS NOT ASIAN AT ALL?

I can understand her confusion, though, as English is obviously about a third language for her. Capitalization, punctuation, the most basic indices of phonetic similarity to the intended word... wow.

Thank you, thank you. Thank god for you, CHINKY EYEZ MZ FIYA RED DIVA, the wind beneath my wings.

Dumbfounded.

Would someone please just follow this link and confirm to me that I read it right? I... I am... This defies words.

(((LIVE))) Entertainment

Sunday's Zombie

Sorry, I fell behind. I blame the alcohol.

Please peruse the following from Not Your Average Girl... I quote, "I'm posting on cl because because I'm looking for someone special." Then dear, you're doing it wrong.

GOLD.

Okay, you're going to have to bear with me for a second. This one's going to require a little setup.

First, I want you to go and watch this clip of Pickles the drummer from Dethklok (the show Metalocalypse). Pickles is the guy with the red dreds.

Now, I want you to read this profile in that voice. I give you the greatest douchebag that ever lived: I give you PainBlanc.

His self-described body type? "Jacked." JACKED, people.