Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends!
It's the greatest show on earth, the unending spectacle, and what the Metatron implies is one of the biggest jokes in Heaven... it's
Human Mating.
Watch, stare, gape in abject horror at the atrocities you will see performed right before your very naked eyes!

As zombies hunger, nay starve, for the taste of human flesh, so does the same seem to go for your friends, your neighbors, your parents and children... even you yourself. So in this vein, let us explore... Zombie Mating Calls.

Followers

Saturday, July 16, 2011

ZMC Does Not Discriminate!

Ayo straights, I'm real happy for y'all and I'mma let you finish, but Cocksucker has one of the best Craigslist ads of all time.

Seriously, man, I guess there's something freeing about being a minority: if I spoke that plainly or if someone around me did, there would be shock and awe and laughter. Seriously.
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