Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends!
It's the greatest show on earth, the unending spectacle, and what the Metatron implies is one of the biggest jokes in Heaven... it's
Human Mating.
Watch, stare, gape in abject horror at the atrocities you will see performed right before your very naked eyes!

As zombies hunger, nay starve, for the taste of human flesh, so does the same seem to go for your friends, your neighbors, your parents and children... even you yourself. So in this vein, let us explore... Zombie Mating Calls.

Followers

Saturday, July 16, 2011

GOLD.

Okay, you're going to have to bear with me for a second. This one's going to require a little setup.

First, I want you to go and watch this clip of Pickles the drummer from Dethklok (the show Metalocalypse). Pickles is the guy with the red dreds.

Now, I want you to read this profile in that voice. I give you the greatest douchebag that ever lived: I give you PainBlanc.

His self-described body type? "Jacked." JACKED, people.
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