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Human Mating.
Watch, stare, gape in abject horror at the atrocities you will see performed right before your very naked eyes!

As zombies hunger, nay starve, for the taste of human flesh, so does the same seem to go for your friends, your neighbors, your parents and children... even you yourself. So in this vein, let us explore... Zombie Mating Calls.

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

"I need you," she says.

http://charleston.craigslist.org/w4m/2493349587.html

Man, that is some effective marketing right there. The marquee gives us some needy right off the bat, then to follow up on the needy - as if it weren't good enough - we get some fat, financially unsound, new mommy drama!
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  1. SomewhereJuly 16, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    So...she just wants you to swing by, drop off some cash and go? She could at least offer to whip up some fried...okay, ya know what? This is too easy. Good find, homeboy.

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