Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends!
It's the greatest show on earth, the unending spectacle, and what the Metatron implies is one of the biggest jokes in Heaven... it's
Human Mating.
Watch, stare, gape in abject horror at the atrocities you will see performed right before your very naked eyes!

As zombies hunger, nay starve, for the taste of human flesh, so does the same seem to go for your friends, your neighbors, your parents and children... even you yourself. So in this vein, let us explore... Zombie Mating Calls.

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Monday's Zombie

I need a lot of help here. Seriously.

Allow me to begin by introducing >ahem<
CHINKY EYEZ MZ FIYA RED DIVA.

Can I please get some rules or something regarding the use of racial epithets? Is there maybe a style manual or something that can tell me how and when and under what social circumstances it is okay to use derivatives of the epithet "chink," especially when one is not Asian at all? Even in reference to oneself, and even MORE especially when one IS NOT ASIAN AT ALL?

I can understand her confusion, though, as English is obviously about a third language for her. Capitalization, punctuation, the most basic indices of phonetic similarity to the intended word... wow.

Thank you, thank you. Thank god for you, CHINKY EYEZ MZ FIYA RED DIVA, the wind beneath my wings.
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